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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

09.06.2025 00:05

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Catatonics & High Colonics

No, not a chance

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Freaks and Cheeks

Then came..

Another attempt resulted in ...

Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

My marriage is fixed. My future husband repeatedly calls me to meet me in private and pressure me to have a relationship. What should I do?

So, the docs changed it to read

Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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Nuts and Butts

share office space ...

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Thumbs down again.

Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

No way

They put up a sign reading

Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Still no good.

Next, they tried...

The ‘golden summer of cheap flights’: Now’s the time for last-minute deals - CNN

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Am I the bitch for never wanting to talk to my sister again because of something she said while talking back to me?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Loons and Moons

Still no good

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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

No go.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Minds and Behinds

Just Forget it!

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to