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09.06.2025 00:05

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Catatonics & High Colonics
No, not a chance
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Freaks and Cheeks
Then came..
Another attempt resulted in ...
Would Donald Trump's reelection make the world more dangerous?
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Hysterias & Posteriors
Analysis & Anal Cysts
So, the docs changed it to read
Unacceptable again!
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
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Nuts and Butts
share office space ...
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Thumbs down again.
Can you explain the difference between God and atma according to the Bhagavad-Gita?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
No way
They put up a sign reading
Why is it common for guys to sleep with 10-20 women then marry a good girl?
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
Next, they tried...
The ‘golden summer of cheap flights’: Now’s the time for last-minute deals - CNN
Everyone loved it.
So they tried
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Still no good
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
No go.
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Minds and Behinds
Just Forget it!
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to